Waitress Bemoans Lack of Rendezvous

In an unfortunate turn of events last night, a Barney's cocktail waitress named Skylar was robbed of the chance to meat Ja "The Universal Man" Herber. According to co-workers, there had been whisperings that the two might be introduced sometime during the evening. One of the bartenders said that "it was obvious that she was listless and depressed after that dude left the bar." While it is true that she probably has dozens of guys hitting on her every night, inside sources confirm that there is at least an 8% likelihood that the unknown "that dude" is in fact Herber.

According to unconfirmed reports, Herber left word with Skylar that he was "sorry she didn't get the chance to meet me," but failed to comment further.